For those waiting with bated breath...

Did I spell that right? Who cares...

Been trying to come up with a new, witty, entertaining post. Something to counter my last few doom and gloom posts. I've started a bunch, but never get around to finishing them.

I've started posts on how much I hate stupid Jennifer and how dare she come to set up shop in my fair city and run-off the wonderful Brangelina family. (I was thisclose to meeting up with them and becoming their new best friend...next time).

I've thought of writing about the evil family of witches that I have the displeasure of knowing, but their heads are swelled enough, I don't need to give them any more reasons for further inflation.

I could write about the never-ending drama surrounding the husband (who did NOT get anything more for his birthday, by the way) and his strange family (my in-laws).

The three adorable children in the picture above haven't done anything cute enough to merit a post, boring kids.

Life has been up and mostly down lately. When the spirit moves me, I'll be back.

The holidays are fast approaching...always lots of material to come from that time of year.